The following song should be sung to “Minimum Wage Nanny” from the Simpsons’ Mary Poppins spoof, which I couldn’t find online. So here’s some guy playing it (rather poorly, although I can’t hate) on his piano:
(Damn you youtube for failing me!)
[TUNER TO KEY OF C]
If you wish to be my room-mate,
I will ne-ver pay the rent late!
Fun-ny and kind with time to spare…
[Might I add: body hair!]
[piano twinkles]
So if you’re in Harlem, Upper West Side
Not too crazy and not too shy
I would be glad to join your mix…
[One small thing: No Fat Chicks.]

2 responses so far ↓
Elizabeth // August 1, 2007 at 3:35 pm |
(sung to the same tune)
Have you looked on Yelp or Craigslist?
Village Voice can also assist.
NY times has apts to see
(But beware of broker fees).
*IVORIES ARE TICKLED*
Don’t get disheartened or frustrated,
Your arrival is much awaited.
A room for you will soon be found
(Just hope you like, Chinatown).
Jon // August 2, 2007 at 2:39 pm |
HAHAHAHAH I love you Eli.